I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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