Grow some girl-balls and come out already
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
