david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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