This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm at about main and main street
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
