just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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