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I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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