I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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