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(602): View more from Arizona

well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized

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(620): View more from Kansas

I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays

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(479): View more from Arkansas

You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.

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(909): View more from California

No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.

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(425): View more from Washington

He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."

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(678): View more from Georgia

For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.

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(210): View more from Texas

My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan

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(630): View more from Illinois

We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”

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