Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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