Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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