If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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