He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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