I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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