There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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