Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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