I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
