i just had sex bonerless
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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