I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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