So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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