Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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