now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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