the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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