no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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