one two three fourrrrnication!
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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