Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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