i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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