hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Shame - the story of my life.
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