***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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