She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
my being single is dangerous.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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