Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
