i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
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You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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