I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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