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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.

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• (646): View more from New York

  It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit

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• (914): View more from New York

  If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.

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