worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
So squirting runs in the family.
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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