She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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