Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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