I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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