How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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