brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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