I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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