This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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