return my video game
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
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