There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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