no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
