Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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