Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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