last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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