Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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