She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize
