i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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