Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You dont lie about slip and slides
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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