is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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